Chaiman's Column.

Michael Stonebraker: Chaiman's Column. SIGMOD Record 11(4): 2-4(1981)

@article{DBLP:journals/sigmod/Stonebraker81b,
  author    = {Michael Stonebraker},
  title     = {Chaiman's Column},
  journal   = {SIGMOD Record},
  volume    = {11},
  number    = {4},
  year      = {1981},
  pages     = {2-4},
  ee        = {db/journals/sigmod/Stonebraker81b.html},
  bibsource = {DBLP, http://dblp.uni-trier.de}
}

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